fuckyeahthebookofmormon:

Gavin Creel and Chris O’Neill appeared on The Morning Show today! Click if the embedded video doesn’t work for you.

ohhhhhhh <33333


neutroisenjolras:

if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks withouts saying anything before talking daily for a while. 

the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships


tastefullyoffensive:

Purritos (Kitten Burritos) [via chelsea marshall]

Watch a Tutorial on How to Make a Proper Purrito


twoxheartedxdream:

fruitdirection:

people who are unapologetically kind and soft and good at their very core are like………so important to me. the era of broody white man antiheroes is over, give me someone who braids flowers into their hair and cooks breakfast for their mom every morning


  • me: *owns 264 unread books*
  • me: *buys 17 new books*
  • me: *rereads harry potter*

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite


phantomdoodler:

"what would you do if you won the lottery?"

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all-right-blondie:

That time when Raven actually said what most of us want to say to a teacher who picks you for the answer when you clearly don’t know it, for usually no other reason than to embarrass you and make you look stupid. One of the main things I hate and always will hate about school. 


Cheryl gets hit in the face by a straw

She looks at the camera like fuck they seen that


atomicvikings:

There’s safe songs from Book of Mormon to sing out loud, but of course you don’t want to sing any of those out loud.  You just want to blurt out things like,

"NO NO JOSEPH, DON’T FUCK THE BABY.  JOSEPH SMITH, DON’T FUCK THE BABY"


ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.


bogleech:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.


sixpenceee:

Famous Failures

I stumbled upon this video a long time ago and it honestly made me feel a lot better.

"If you’ve never failed, you’ve never lived."

I could not fit everyone mentioned in the video in this post so be sure to give the video a look.

WATCH IT HERE